Dr Mystery is gonna steal my bones

The zipper merge requires a level of cooperation and goodwill that the citizens of this great country have never once displayed

"it's a tv show" "it's not real" i don't care. NO SHOES ON THE BED

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

smiling as I collage my friends diaries and random strangers diary enteries into one big diary book

Damn way to read the assignment and go above and beyond.

the bleakness and sanitized feel of most American protestant churches really is an underused medium.

digital selfharm is real. do NOT check up on that ex-partner/ex-friend. do NOT reread those old messages/conversations that you know will hurt your feelings all over again or that will otherwise make you feel like shit. do NOT block evade to see if you’re being talked about. inhale. exhale. let it pass and you’ll be better for it.

i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.