we're a team

don’t forget the woman who charged a bunch of dudes money to attend an orgy but never promised any women would be there so they all just showed up to find nothing but men

The girl on Tinder whose profile said “send me $5 and see what happens” and after they sent her money she blocked them

holy shit i have the best idea

my line of logic was “well if i put the sponge in the blender, when i turn it on the sponge will spin around and scrub the blender for me so i dont have to spend ages cleaning it”

thats not what happened though :•(

ghostbusters?

taking over! i’m

virgin!

Posts like this make me realize that I never read anyone’s fucking url

i made the mistake of reading yours

lol tru

I really hope that Love, Simon changes the way we do LGBT movies because I swear to God, every lesbian/wlw movie on netflix is a weird sex drama that involves one woman leaving her man for another woman in passionate sex affair and like???? not relatable???? give me girls who like girls in a dumb romantic comedy, not a melodramatic indie movie. I shouldn’t have to watch a soft porno in order to see two women falling in love.

@lady-hacksaway

i only post when i respect women

but you’re always posting

clearly the low success rate of the MET Gala this year is owing to the fact that Hozier, the one man capable of taking us all to Church, is not present