Awkward & Weird

i loooove being delusional. catch me ignoring reality altogether. catch me never being reasonable ever. catch me straight up making up things in my head to cope. delusion is my best friend

i wish there were more than 24 hours in a day and beverages were $1 and growing up didn’t hurt so much

romanticizing your life is such a powerful tool and it’s a shame that it’s mostly used by people on tiktok to justify the purchase of expensive breakfast smoothies when there are few better ways to force oneself through unpleasant shit than imagining a cinematic backstory for your extremely quotidian suffering

going on the internet to stare at things. going to a antique mall to stare at things. going to the aquarium to stare at things. going to an art gallery to stare at things. picking up a book to stare at things. going to the cinema to stare at things. &other such cases

if you're not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

my inbox is open 😊 (people who are secretly in love with me ONLY!)

it should be a law that if it’s raining and you wake up feeling comfy in bed you shouldn’t have to answer to any of your obligations

seb managed to drag a car that has no quali pace whatsoever to p12 and ppl say he’s unmotivated

Can't believe I've actually just witnessed a Ferrari strategy working