I Look Like A Turtle

Cute when people ring the doorbell thinking I’ll answer. Even if you know I’m in here even if you hear me and even if you look through the window and we make eye contact I won’t answer! Do something about it! You won’t

i am FULL of HATE and CEREAL

my kink is a happy n fulfilling relationship

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

you can have FOUR

who in your OTP made the grocery list and who did the writing in red

@shorthalt

boo backwards is oob which is just one letter away from boob

boo is one letter from boob too tho

life is just full of miracles

Fuck you I’m an art student I don’t do math