lotus! I need some of your favourite 14/river fics, or honestly any of your favourite river/doctor fics!! I wanna get into my hyperfixation again in time for the Christmas special!
Ana 💕
You, Ana, have opened the pandoras box (aka my bookmarks) with this ask. This could become a bit long because a. I am a chatterbox, and b. I have little to no idea what your fic preferences are, so I'll just recommend you a bunch and hope that my taste in fics at least vaguely aligns with yours. Here we go:
*= Smut
°= Fix it
14 x River:
*This phantom life sharpens like an image (but it sharpens like a knive) This is the perfect fic. It isn't finished yet, and I'm honestly not sure anymore if it's a fix it or not, but it is great.
°In thee I delight A sweet little outsider!pov fic. Just something nice for the soul.
°It must be light wherever you are More of a multi-Doctor fic really (not at once), but there's some fourteen at the end.
13 x River:
°I'm Alive A short trilogy for when you need something funny and sweet.
°Love is not an emotion, it's a promise Again, multiple Doctors, but mainly 13. The Doctor refers to River as their 'little goddess'.
°5 Times The Doctor Talked About River Song With Graham (+1 Time The Fam Finally Met Her) It's in the title really. Very emotional. (Not as in sad necessarily, there are simply a lot of emotions).
°i am the distance you put between all of the moments that we will be Very lovely fic. Angstier than I thought tbh. So definetly something for when you want pain and longing. Has a happy ending though.
°You Know Who You Are and Yes You're Gonna Break Down This one's fun. They flirt, they dance, the Doctor's being gay... a bit of angst towards the end, but it gets resolved rather swiftly.
Of Handcuffs and Custard Creams Pure hilarity for when you need something to laugh about.
°she's got a smile that heals me Fix it happiness with a dash of angst and yearning, very sweet.
understanding I'm not sure how to describe this one. It is not necessarily Yaz bashing, it's just a lot of unrequited love. Very nice for when you're feeling vindictive after having to guess on every second fic on whether or not they're going to have the Doctors and Rivers marriage be open to sprinkle in some thasmin.
12 x River:
she blows out of nowhere, roman candle of the wild Human Au. Twelve is stood up on a date and River saves him. Banter and love at first sight ensure.
The Playwright and his muse Human Au. Twelve is a playwright in victorian(?) England, River Melody becomes his muse. A beautiful trilogy.
*But she prefers two lumps of sugar and tea Human Au. Twelve is the most grumpy barista that the world has ever seen, River does not put up with it. He immediatly falls in love, yet continues to be an idiot.
°Are we dancing after death, you and I? River gave the Doctor her regeneration energy, he becomes downright addicted. Angst, yearning, sweetness.
°I use the stars to find you This is just fluff and sapiness and domesticity. Like a long, warm, comforting hug.
*And if I get burned, at least we were electrified Sweet, hot smut. Twelve grows a beard.
*The voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses River has a praise kink. Very hot, and more emotional than it sounds. (Again, emotional does not mean sad. It just means... emotional).
Writing between the lines Have you ever wondered what elevens regeneration would've been like with River around? Well, wonder no longer! Here it is.
11 x River:
*°And all in war with Time for love of you The very first Doctorriver fic I ever read. A beautiful fix-it fic.
*though my eyes stare inward now at where you were Such a great fic. I won't spoil much because the riddle of it all is half the fun the first time around (for me it was, at least).
°Hold infinity in the palm of your hand The Doctor and River post dying. Very fun, very sweet. They're just so married (literally).
*heart swells like water A rewrite (or write along?) of 'Day of the moon' that fills in all the smutty gaps.
gazing into the abyss The Doctor has the last of the Mr. Clever residues fucked out of him by River. Very hot. River literally manages to seduce a robot. Not that we ever doubted her capability to do that.
To force them apart This might very well not be your cup of tea. I have a weakness for dark!Doctorriver.
°moved from day into night to be near you Steven Moffat had a very specific vision of how he wanted River and the Doctors story to end completly. This vision is sadly not canon. This vision is this fic.
Sharing Names This fic is amazing. It forever ingrained the headcanon in me that time lord names are telepathic.
Accomplice A fun little drabble. Hints of dark!Doctorriver.
a love that even time will lie down and be still for This one is so sweet! The Doctor is everything little Mels wanted in a partner.
and i'm thinking 'bout how people fall in love in mysterious ways Human AU. River is very much in love with one John Smith. This one has a bit of everything. Fluff, flirting, angst...
10 x River:
*competition This one's a (very hot) revenge on the Doctorrose shippers who put works in the Doctorriver tags that are very mean to River. Maybe not your cup of tea.
9 x River:
°*Where I've been It's been a while since I've read this one, but I remember that it was incredible, so there's that.
Worth living for River helps the Doctor heal after the time war. Very sweet, if I remember correctly.
Multi-Doctor x River:
All in Your Head There are three Doctors (+ companions) in the TARDIS at once. River decides to be a telepathic tease. Very, very funny.
°Glad We're Here This is one of the funniest fics I've ever read. There are two Doctors (technically three, but thirteen misses the main action) and two Rivers. Lot's of timey wimey shenanigans ensue. It is so funny.
°*There is a love I reminisce This fic is wonderful. It includes eleven and eight and mentions a lot of the Doctorriver encounters featured in the audioplays. I'll admit, the ending somewhat confuses me, but that's probably nothing that couldn't be fixed with a reread. Lots of timey-wimey stuff.
Energy for a lot of words, but not for a long story (Oneshot collections):
The myth of us never ends 100 stories
You taught me how to love when nobody ever could 15 stories
It's called Marriage, Honey 70 stories
Recommended Authors for even more fics:
Del (godessdel) Their writing is just beautiful. Everything they write is so beautiful.
flowingtune Has great story ideas. Also writes lots of thoschody, if that is your jam. Lots of timetots.
melodypond_thewomanwhomarriedme (sexymonk) Has lots of fun stories and Au's.
HellNHighHeels I had one fic of the bookmarked and just checked them out to see if I should put them on the list. I haven't read much of them, but their stories sound like great fun.
TheWifeofRiverSong If you ever feel like reading the hottest smut, they're the author for you.
hihoplastic Their fics are good. I never noticed just how many Doctorriver fics of theirs I have in my bookmarks until now.
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The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband
But if a woman acted incompetent once then she will be literally crucified in the street and she's evil for manipulating her husband into settling for less and suddenly it's not a silly endearing sitcom trope 🤔
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Poor Madman, That's What Happens When You Drink Salt Water
(A Good Omens Michael x Reader Fic)
I have other things I should be writing, but Michael is occupying too much brain space for me not to at least start this fic. So here's a little teaser of the chaptered fic I plan to post sometime in the near future! Very light editing bc I wanted to get it shared asap.
Basic Idea: What if Michael had briefly stopped on Earth before she started destroying the Book of Life? What if, by chance, she met you? And what if that changed everything?
Title and some story inspired by the song Good Boy by Paris Paloma. I've always associated this song with Gabriel, but now it's a Michael song, too.
It’s a rainy, tired London afternoon on the first day you meet her.
Rain slaps the cafe’s windows in a low and steady rhythm, and you fiddle with the string on your apron for maybe the twentieth time. Nina doesn’t approve of reading on the clock, or else you would have a book out, or your phone, or something to make the minutes tick by faster.
A few dedicated customers cluster at the tables in the center of the shop. Students mostly – young people who have papers due no matter the weather and can’t stand to be cooped up in their dorms or apartments for a moment longer. They’re quiet, heads bent over their laptops as they down endless caffeine. Otherwise, you’re on your own and bored out of your mind.
So when the bell above the door jingles, you look up hopefully. At least maybe you would get to make a drink or something. But your usual greeting dies in your throat.
The woman walking into the cafe is … strange. You aren’t sure what it is – maybe the stark planes of perfect, stainless white and gray clothing all over her body (not a look you could pull off, but thankfully you prefer dark colors), or perhaps it’s the way she’s carrying herself, walking tall and purposeful through the room. It could also be the fact that she’s silently weeping through it all, with long, wet tear tracks running down her cheeks.
You force yourself to look away as she takes a seat in the far corner. It isn’t polite to stare, and you’ve dealt with enough strangers in crisis to know when to give someone space. Still, you can’t stop your eyes from glancing her way every few seconds as you clean the espresso machine for the third time today. Quite an aura surrounds this woman. The air practically vibrates around her, and you swear you can almost hear it humming quietly, a frequency that slips away even as you try to catch it in your mind.
You happen to be looking her way again when she produces a book from under her arm. It’s huge and thick and weathered and you have absolutely no idea where she was keeping it a moment ago, but the thought slips away as you watch her furiously flip through the pages. She haphazardly dog ears a few as she goes, shoulders shaking with her silent crying. At one point, she lets the book fall back against the table and tries to wipe her eyes with one immaculate sleeve.
Some of the students are staring now, too. She’s hard to miss, and her erratic behavior certainly doesn’t help. The students watch her with various expressions of alarm, disgust, and concern, glancing back at you every few moments as if to say, Aren’t you going to do something?
Yeah, you probably should. Not like you’re a trained professional or anything, but, well, customer service makes you do all kids of things you were never prepared for. Mental health triage just happens to be one thing in a long list of “other duties as assigned.”
You quickly make a simple latte, opting for something uncomplicated and comforting. The cup steams in your hands as you approach her table.
You have no idea what you’re going to say. You just hope this doesn’t end badly.
One note: I'm not sure if Michael actually has canon pronouns, but I know a lot of people use they/them, which is cool, but I'm choosing she/her for this fic just cause I've always felt it fit Michael the best. I don't think any of the angels have an actual gender, but Michael feels she/her to me in the way that Gabriel feels he/him and Beelzebub feels they/them. If that makes sense
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The year is 1986. The head of dramas at the BBC thinks Dr Who sucks ass and is eager to put it on ice. Your mission is to appeal to him by creating a devastatingly unlistenable charity single. Your allies? A creative team comprised of people who have never heard a song in their life.
I don't think dr who is getting cancelled but you have to admit generating hype for an announcement only to say "we're pulling the plug" would be kind of hilarious
i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.
[ID: four snippets of the novel It Devours by Joseph Fink, reading as follows:
1. Carlos nodded seriously. He had trouble understanding when something was a joke.
2. He didn’t touch her, because he himself didn’t like being touched, and so did not like to comfort people that way.
3. Carlos, too overwhelmed to speak, only let his mouth dangle open, saying nothing…
4. “Oh yeah, I’m sweating,” he said. “I need to improve ventilation on the machine.”
“My feet are on fire.”
Carlos looked at her feet, as if they might literally be on fire, and then, seeing that they were not, turned his attention back to the switches and the monitor.
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functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I
my favorite thing paul does in interviews is when he mentions a beatles song and then starts singing it to make sure people know it, like he'll say "we were performing she loves you, you know 'she loves you yeah yeah yeah...'" like you literally don't have to do that. everyone knows that song. you are paul mccartney
My personal favorite is when he goes to tell and a story and he prefaces it with "you know, john and I- john lennon and I-" like yeah no we know that. we know who john is. you are the beatles
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