she got me going crazy

saw a woman comforting her sobbing child saying “i already told you, you have to keep looking forward, looking back just gets you hurt” and i thought she was sharing a beautiful life lesson about the importance of letting go of regret and resentment. but it turns out the kid just wasn’t looking where he was going and ran into a wall

thinking about. the lego ducks i saw

i think i might cry for the first time in weeks

not kissing a vampire after they drink your blood is like not kissing someone after they give you head. Where’s your class. intimacy

you can combine these two situations too btw. If you aren’t a coward

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha