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i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men 

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

there is the line between bisexual and aroace and i am using it as a jump rope

0 = 0 is sound logic

Olruggio was having a normal day three hours ago. He was coming home after a long day at work looking forward to seeing his husband best friend and eating a warm dinner. Pat the kids on the head and then go lie down. NO Qifrey says I have obtained another child she's a part of an active criminal investigation and a sign that I am dipping back into my worst destructive behaviors that you thought I'd set down years ago you have to be okay with this right now or else I'll lobotomize myself. Also there's a rat in the living room.

I've been thinking about how the early Orufrey-Arkco parallels are "the surly dark-haired prodigy with technical mastery" and "the cheerful light-haired outsider who focuses on ideals/hope". But as the story develops and the audience learns more about the characters, the parallels shift. It becomes "The one who uses magic for selfish reasons, unsure of who they'd be if not driven by fear and desperation, which suppresses/disconnects them their own deep sense of love and joy for it's own sake" and "the stubborn one whose magic is driven by a near-compulsive need to help others, often to their own risk and detriment, who is reflexively kind but can't tolerate the thought that they might not be able to save everyone".

it’s really funny how oru views qifrey like a brooding orphan with trust issues who he can fix with homemade pudding cups and tough love while qifrey thinks they’re like if prometheus and sisyphus had to meal prep for a family of six on top of the eternal torture