Probably Speaking Into A Void

you are like if two people had a child

sex isn't real it's something they made up as a hypothetical so we could do kink discourse. it's kind of like the trolley from the trolley problem. it's just a thought experiment

oh so some people can just listen to a song and understand the lyrics

what if you’re all lying

you know when you're a kid and you're like "i hate broccoli!" and then you avoid that shit for 20 years until someone makes you try some exquisitely sautéed tenderstem and it's the best shit ever and you realise your parents just don't know how to cook broccoli? this is roughly how i feel about poetry

is there anything worse than accidentally putting on the non-explicit version of an album? where is my beloved wife fuck and my beautiful daughter cunt?

im NOT feeling shrimptastic im going to KRILL myself

jon letting martin paint his nails in the safehouse, so that he gets stuck with chipped black polish on for the entire apocalypse

stop domesticating vampires with puritanical bullshit and make them perverts like god intended