Great Hope Can Come From Small Sacrifices

It’s probably because he’s so done with the Skywalker boys.

That is one determined kitty

stop bringing your evangelism to skateboarding class, frank, it’s skate or die, not skate or die for my sins

separation of church and skate

She fucked the duck

I mean, in fairness, this is accurate to the comics.  

I wanna die now.

Ducks have a really wierd penis that is shaped like corkscrew so good luck with that lady…

Why do you know what a ducks penis looks like

op weve talked about your url

mutuals do this

I am dead serious: If you are a Walmart employee, at any level and in any store — like if you are a high school kid with a part time job stocking shelves — message me any question you have about unions. Like ask me "What's a union" if you want. I will explain it to you. I am a grievance chair for a white collar union whose workplace only unionized within the last five years and whose management fought as every step of the way, but in the end we fucking won. It can be done, and I can tell you how.

feel like Jesus would be boring to talk to tbh. I’d be like “you like Nintendo?” and he’d go “I love bread with nothing on it”

in this house we do grandma activities

The older this gets the funnier it is

Andrew Garfield’s best Spider-Man performance to date

The Daily Show was absolutely NOT fuckin’ around with this episode.

mother has given me a blanket it is a most joyous day