Hugs Reserved For Dr. Jotaro Kujo

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

this is so cute

me and the girlies losing our boundaries and coalescing after one iddly widdly bong rip

i think its fine to have limited tastes in media if you understand your limitations. like i wont shame someone if they only watch cartoons because thats their choice but i also dont think you can go making hot takes about the horror genre if the scariest thing youve watched this decade was the owl house finale. that seems ill advised.

In this world it’s get killed or be killed

i understand that tumblr sucks in an absolute sense but i find it very very odd whenever someone makes the claim that it's somehow significantly worse than other social media in terms of bigotry. i just don't know how you can say that after spending even ten minutes on X The Everything App

facebook is regularly used to organise fascist violence. it just feels like a claim lacking in perspective ykno

V8 smoko

Love all the yanks in the notes going like "yuropoors don't understand in the states we have use our cars everyday or else we would DIE" yea right I'm sure the good folks in Laos, Peru, Senegal and Rwanda understand that they can just use footpaths and widespread robust public transport to compensate for their petrol prices being like twice as expensive as in the US. They would understand that the US is the only place in the world where car ownership is a life-or-death trade and the only place in the world where unemployed disabled people need to get groceries. Those folks probably have higher wages than the US too so in the end those higher petrol prices even out, right?

why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language

get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”

get verbed nounboy