Procrastination is Going to be the Death of Me

Forever reblogging this.

And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.

“No Prometheus-looking motherfucker is coming into my town and offering me a fucking stick! You’re lucky these old fuckers are holding me back, I swear to God!”

ok but pLEAAAAAAAAAASE scroll down and see the process gifs

Inspirational tbh

i cannot believe people have followed me for years 

#god bless your souls #i’ve been through a lot of weird intense obsessions

$50 each is still entirely too expensive, but it’s better than nothing. Readers, take note!

Adrenaclick generally has coupons.  Here’s one for 75% off, bringing it down to $13.75 each.

How do they expect people to be able to afford that? This is ridiculous.

I don’t come out to people I just make gay jokes until they catch on

This makes me so happy

I didn’t think it could get better but it got better

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

Important and vital

I don’t care that I reblogged this today I’m reblogging it again

awwwww babies ;_; i hope everyone’s pets come home safe.

NOW THAT’S JUST SHOWING OFF