It's A Meme Thing

You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers?

take a nap

you just woke up

take a nap

*drinking a gigantic cup of iced coffee on an empty stomach* i wonder if anyone's ever yearned for me

Fair point

You forgot the T. Rex

Omg you’re right, I forgot the T-Rex!!!

women arent allowed to compete in the tour de france and the womens races theyve had are like substantially shorter so that woman causing the largest crash in tour de france history by accidentally knocking a guy over with a sign is girlboss behavior and praxis

Omfg this is of that kid he looks exactly the same

I’m going to go ahead and point out the obvious, aka Megan Fox should be cast to play Morticia in the next Addams Family remake

Who is Megan Fox?

the woman who is legally allowed to murder Michael Bay and consume his corpse

it’s okay to need social breaks. sometimes it has nothing to do with the company. it’s just that your energy level isn’t high enough to engage, and that’s alright.

my aesthetic is being mundane, call that mediocore