outing myself in the men's restroom by washing my hands

maybe i'll feel better tomorrow

maybe you will feel better tomorrow

heterosexual christians in college be like: gotta marry or i will die

they wanna fuck. they gotta fuck or they will die but God put fucking behind a paywall

#i literally know a girl who met a dude at a party and married him two days later so they could fuck#then she divorced him like a week or two later cause she really wanted a one night stand but had too much guilt

surprise, fellow kids. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of lost-halos

Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #m crush twice a day.

a few weeks back i looked up the source of “we deserve a soft epilogue, my love” because it’s such a lovely, evocative line and i wanted to know the name of the poet who wrote it and it was. from captain america fanfiction.

“in whatever manner it comes to be, love is never wrong, especially between one who has so much of it to give, and one so desperately in need of it” is from a naruto fanfic we’re living in a web of lies