I need a nap

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

adhd is like I think it’s gonna take me fifteen minutes to fill up my water bottle

sometimes i have strong opinions but they're also so inane that halfway through writing a post i'll be like "yeah, this is Absolutely not worth the energy it's taking" and delete everything. but then the opinion is still in my head. and i still want to share it. so within five minutes i go "you know, i bet i can phrase it more succinctly this time" and anyway. you all see where this is going. sometimes i do this four times in a row before i give up on the specific inane opinion and instead write a vague post about the concept of opinions as if that'll satisfy the urge to post the entirety of my inner monologue online. may or may not be relevant to what you're reading right now. and now all our lives have been enriched. you're welcome

if you ever bouncing your leg or shaking your foot that bc you were borned without a tail to swish swish...

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

it's thousand yard stare summer

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

adult backpack wearers of the world unite

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn't come through but the acting does. and did you know apparently everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound