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Seeing other gay people in public is such a therapeutic experience like every time I see two girls or two boys together like holding hands or on a date I get like 5 years added onto my life

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

Evangelation

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

This is wonderful

Maybe our government is in better hands than I thought

this is the funniest picture I’ve ever seen holy fuuuuck

lose mosquitoes… acquire cats - fuckin two birds one stone

scratch my dye flowers garden idea, just gonna replace my whole yard w catnip

(Update) A: Well maybe they should, then they would taste better.