do what now?

80% of the ocean is unexplored by YOU GUYS. i've seen the whole thing

i come from a long line of unreliable narrators

Infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters will not, apparently, write Shakespeare. They will write a homoerotic 1973 mafia film by Martin Scorsese.

kim gets really into meal planning and you look in his freezer and theres just 20-odd bags containing a single tuna sandwich and a cigarette

80% of the ocean has not been explored. there could be a Dollar General down there

gaslight gatekeep goncharov (1973) 

listen ok i always dip out of this website but i also always dip back in and what a delightful fucken thing to happen at the end of the bird site, i was born in the hellfires of this site and i will die here apparently. gaslight gatekeep goncharov (1973). never change, website

i’m just saying aragorn son of arathorn oh im sorry STRIDER (one of them rangers what his right name is i never heard etc etc) didn’t need to be that sexy at the prancing pony. like ostensibly he’s trying to lay low but even dipshit little [relatively] eighteen y/o frodo is like hey what’s the deal with that extremely ostentatiously sexy man in the corner

“you draw far too much attention to yourself ‘mister underhill’” if i were frodo i wouldve snapped. jesus christ. i can’t help that i’m two feet shorter than everyone else in this definitely definitely 100% a gay bar but at least i didn’t lurk in a sexy corner making eyes at everybody from under my cloak at least im TRYING to pretend i’m not a protagonist you fine ass idiot. i KNOW i’m being pursued by the black riders which is why i didn’t SERVE CUNT from the SHADOWS. the fellowship of the nerve of this bitch