(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

He strutted his shit kinda

wait wdym by “bush” ppl mean like a week’s worth of growth after shaving n not a rainforest wdym that’s not bush that’s like a lawn strip

People love assuming I don’t like them. Girl I’m just doomed confused and broken chances are if we got to know each other I’d cry from how beautiful your world is

guys you gotta stop thinking of women in their 30s as elderly it’s just misogyny

you also gotta stop thinking about actual elderly women as lesser human beings. Youth is not a measure of one’s worth.

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

“it isnt something you have to read critically” well 😭

this technically is true but I think this also perfectly encapsulates why I am inherently distrustful of like. “”cozy”” “turn your brain off” fiction lmfao. like okay WHO gets to turn their brain off and who has to suffer through bigoted caricatures of themselves while everyone else is having cozy silly no brain time 😐

if anyone needs me i’ll be alone in my tower