Boy brow by glossier

*plugs phone into computer to charge* yes my child, drain the life from your superior,

“I’VE BEEN ATTACKED”

Either people with ADHD need to stop being so relatable or I need to go to the doctor

the difference between tumblr and twitter is that pretty much everyone on tumblr needs some kind of compassionate intervention in their lives, but at a low background level. Twitter has 99% normies succumbing to internet brainrot and 1% just the most outlandish personalities you’ve ever seen. 

your average tumblr personality is a shaking dog in a Sarah McLachlan appeal, with enough time and care they can be rehabilitated and placed in a loving home. your average big-time twitter account should be sent to a prison colony on the moon

how quickly we forget our past on this site…

#DO NOT CITE THE DEEP MAGIC TO ME WITCH#I WAS THERE WHEN IT WAS WRITTEN

i love how bugs bunny is totally calm as long as everyone leaves him alone but as soon as someone bothers him he’s like “ok. now i have to kill him”

Bugs Bunny’s defining trait is that he never starts shit but ALWAYS finishes it

there should be a new emotion added to the spectrum of emotion called "the feeling u get when u were obsessed with supernatural in like 2012 and carry on wayward son comes on and it's a genuinely good song but you feel like a ghost has walked through your body"

if i met annabeth chase in real life i’d think she was a republican at first sight and that’s that

explain

rich white girl from virginia with curly blonde hair who carries weapons and probably wears camo

I refuse to believe annabeth wears camo

I have nightmares because of this post

He was considering mischief but fell over instead

please adopt old dogs they just wanna live out their last few years warm and comfy on your couch and bed they arent very high maintenance and are filled with love and tired

She’s finally awake

who?

The prisoner in the back of the cart reading this