Because at this point, why not.

Every post apocalyptic game is all about violence!! I just wanna decorate my abandoned subway home with fairy lights!! Throw parties with other gas masked survivors!! An Animal Crossing x Stardew Valley inspired game where I can grow giant potatoes and date a buff mutant!!

my favorite grindr meeting was the time a guy who was like 20 invited me over to his house and i got there and he messaged me “i’m showering but the door is open so just come in” so i did and i sat down on a sofa in his living room and joanna newsom was playing lightly over the speakers and there were a lot of potted orchids everywhere and there was a large bronze male nude in the dining room that i could see from where i was sitting in the living room. eventually he came downstairs and sat at the other end of the sofa from me and started eating a large tupperware container of watermelon and he was like “listen, i’m trying to get this thing off the ground, like, some new gay slang. ive started saying ‘imagine’ whenever something is really weird or funny. do you think you could start using it?” and i was like “……ok” and eventually he finished his watermelon and wordlessly offered the container of watermelon juice to me and i was like “no thanks” and he was like “sorry, thought you seemed like the type of guy to drink the juice after you finished the watermelon” and then he said he had to go to a miz cracker show and asked me to leave. we did not fuck.

Imagine

Imagine

every night after 10pm my feelings start crawling out, starved, as i beat them with a moderately large stick vigorously hissing “stay back” until i inevitably fall asleep

Who took this picture!?  This absolutely PERFECT picture???  It is just… so… perfect.  Distilled autumn pastoral fantasy.  The colorful mushroom, the curl of the fern and flowers, the muted background foliage, the beady eyes and precise whiskers of the tiny squeakbeast!!!  Unreal.  Wow.

Shrimp Heaven Now is a Dragon Shout

Aaaaaah! One feels like a duck, splashing around in all this wet! And when one feels like a duck, one is happy!

OOOOOOOHHHHH DUCKLINGS

Too old to be a duckling! Quack quack!

Disturbing My Afternoon Nap

im sorry sir

Put Me Back Of Sleep

becoming an adult is essentially having all your friends in different cities and permanently missing someone

who has the image where it says albert einstein lived in a house made of cheese and failed the driving test 8000 times