Lorenzo the Pyro

Alright, add “You will soon have your god, and you will make it with your own hands” to the list

Japanese law doesn't require evidence to be presented for review by both parties. "SURPRISE!!! I have facts you weren't aware of!" is very much a thing there.

The entire game was written to show how messed up the Justice System is there.

happy electric feel friday

oh youre bi? why dont you "bi" me some time with a distraction while i crack this safe ya fuckin goon

you got it boss (makes out with the bank teller and his wife)

trial by combat is such a funny concept. if youre not guilty then beat my ass

If you're truly righteous God would have blessed you with some hands

for years you have paraded around in public, wearing a hat that so boldly claims that women want you and fish fear you. you know just as well as i do that this is a lie. can you live up to the bar your hat sets? currently you are being lowered into a tank of piranha, and only your wife has the controls to save you. does this woman truly want you, or will it be you who fears the fish? let the game begin

the most legendary thing about phoenix wright for me is that he was a lawyer for only three years, and then after getting disgraced and spending seven years playing poker in the basement of a russian lady’s bar, everyone still regards him as a legal legend when he walks back into the courtroom even though he’s trying to get an orca to testify over facetime

I mean if I heard a man got the opposing prosecutor guilty of a crime from 15 years ago by cross examining a parrot owed by the killer in the current trial then yeah I’d consider that man a legal legend too

Joe Biden Staffers trying to catch a dog that escaped the floor

this is how The Thing started

This is what being over 25 on this website feels like