This is my dog btw
his name is rev 👍🏽

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@lorelai-clairins
This is my dog btw
his name is rev 👍🏽

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in order to be non binary, you must believe in the existence of the binary
This is going around on Bsky and I thought it'd be fun to do here too
⚔️ Loot drop after defeating me:
skull candy earbuds
assortment of pens
small notebook full of scribbled dialogue scraps
handful of sea glass
paperback horror novel
silly trinket that looks like an animal (probably a fish)
no less than 3 drinks (all different)
an Atom Cats snapback
I tag @coyotehusk @troubled-pasta @carnimari @whump-tr0pes @kifu @deathandthesoul @nyoxt @robobrainmurdermysterytheatre anyone else who wants to do this!
🔪Loot drop after defeating me:
⋗ expired gift cards
⋗ earbuds that hurt
⋗ river rocks that look like meat
⋗ 3 necklaces tangled together
⋗ 2 hair ties (one broken)
⋗ 6 chapsticks
⋗ cursed yaoi
⋗ baby pocket knife
⋗ a sketchbook written in pigpen (it's all gibberish)
low pressure tag list: @myriflesnameissuzi @sunshiline-writes @twigsofmanyfaces @befuddled-calico-whump @zirconiumpants & anyone else wants to
💀Loot drop after defeating me (thanks for the open tag)
No more than 4 crumpled tissues
Hair elastic
Vintage flannel shirt vest in questionable condition
Bluetooth earbuds that work
Small rocks
Library card
Sketchbook of explicit ‘anatomy studies’
One plastic fox figurine
Tagging: @yet-how-they-creep @defire @melpomenelamusa @scumashling @sorrowful-hyacinth @whumpsoda @whumpsmith @scarletfish8eta @bamber344 and anyone else who wants to join in
Thank you for the tag <3
🔨Loot drop after defeating me
notebook (drawings, paintings, scrap collages)
headphones
earplugs
natural history museum baseball cap (t-rex skeleton)
a heavy bundle of keys
glasses that were broken and glued together a bunch
tattoo shop loyalty card (worth a free t-shirt)
anxiety meds
I'm passing it to: @meaculpameahugeculpa @chaotic-orphan @oddsconvert @whumpyourdamnpears (no presh)
Thank you for the tag!
🔨 Loot drop after defeating me:
At least two bottles of sparkling water
Headphones
Various chargers for various devices
Wallet
Probably loose papers of a playscript?
A notebook and a pen
A textbook
Tissues
Tagging (No pressure ofc): @gods-mistaken-existence @justlikeotherchemists
Ooh, this looks fun! Thanks for the tag!
Tissues
A small box with unlabelled pills
A tiny notebook with a pen
An unlocked phone
Single use cutlery
Pin with asexual pride flag
A face mask
A folding fan
A candy
Wallet
Bluetooth earbuds
Open tag, but also @theloveofwhump, @whumplicity, @kira-the-whump-enthusiast.
Mwuahahaha, thank you very much for the tag >:)
⚔️ Loot drop after defeating me (if that ever happened 😌):
glasses
lens cloth + case (because apparently I am responsible for delicate equipment)
jewellery
hairtie
sore muscles from dancing that I refuse to let recover
lipstick
water bottle that I absolutely will not drink from
inexplicable amount of energy
earbuds
cash (finally, a useful drop)
candy for my little nieces and nephews
an entire bag of Kopiko for ME, which I will finish in one sitting
eyeliner
belt
1 sock
1 sock
mirror
transport card that is in the negative balance
phone containing enough whump ideas to concern several authorities
laptop
boxcutter (for arts and crafts. probably.)
photo in my wallet of my beloved
treats for the delightful cats on my walking route
brownies for the neighbours to bribe them into letting me play with their cats
paper to scribble on just in case
Open tag, except for the losers @chaotic-orphan and @neon-kazoo GET OUTTA HERE!!!
But also the darlings @jumpywhumpywriter @dreamingofviolence @madmarsii @stars-hide-our-fires @castell-da-near @daggers-and-dangers @girlinpastelshoes @writinggremln hehehe
OH MY GOSH I LOVE THISSS
THANKS FOR THE TAG @whumplicity!!!
⚔️ Loot drop after defeating me
Discount code for mortitian services
1 glove with a hole in it
Pill bottles (full of sanity drugs)
A SINGLE. GRAIN. OF SAND.
Phone with search history that definitely resulted in being put on an FBI watchlist
Jumpywhumpywriter's soul
Lifetime warranty on a whumpee
My pet Madagascar Hissing Roach named "Brunch" as a loyal companion to accompany your next journey
Teleportation token with 3-time uses
+100000 aura
7 pristine human skulls & 2 finger bones
Colorful piece of lint
10 karma points against a person of your choosing
Rubber band
Set of mismatched socks
Mystery box of WIPS
Bookmark
Niblet of bread
1.5 sets of handcuffs
Mysterious silver locket with zero purpose other than being shiny
Catnip
Blank piece of paper (used for staring at and feeling guilty when you can't write anything)
Throwing star
Random small piece of metal (used as fidget toy)
Crossbow
Toothpick
A punch card for a free slushie that was 1 hole punch away from being usable
Six pennies
A pen I was carrying for the sole purpose of reminding me to change the empty ink cartridge in it (but of course, never did)
Gps-trackable glitter
Sketchy avocado
Sketchy avocado x2
Suspicious potato
Evil carrot
Boisterous burrito
Ball of yarn
OPEN TAG LET'S GOOOOOO!!!!
Loot drop for defeating me:
1x rusty locket
1x IPad 11th gen
Dr Martin Shoes
Physical copy of Animal Crossing: New Horizons
10 Milliliters of cologne i somehow am yet to finish
extremely sharp diamond ring
8x oversized cotton sweaters
Graphite drawing of Ilya Rozanov
1x Guitar capo
2x Violin rosin
50+ music XP
Auto equipped character cosmetic (Freckles)
1x USD quarter
Empty bottle of prozac
Fic rec.
so I recently watched the Sound of Music with my co workers and was once again amazed at the phenomenal videography. I will be making Moodboard soon.
but I stumbled across this fic the next day. Genuinely the best thing I’ve read in years, possibly the best thing I’ve read in my entire life.
Wildly immersive storytelling. Beautiful prose and illustrious analogies. Gorgeous. Stunning. Characters are spot on. Headcanons are perfectly integrated and executed. Everything is flawless.
not sure about how the sound of music fandom at this point in time, but a wonderful experience nonetheless.
”Religion is for people who fear hell, spirituality is for people who have been there”
David Bowie

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Ashe Vernon - Profane
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when the “ass or tits” conversation shifts to “ilya or shane”
You know which one is which
I LOVE THE POPE 🤩🤩
being afraid to move away from an abusive home because what if I will fail and I am scared only to realize that I should’ve done this a long time ago and I only actually miss the family dog and my ceiling fan
Olivia naming a song in her album “honeybee” and putting Conan Gray’s background vocals behind it.
Conan Gray writing a song named “honeybee” 10 years ago
also Olivia referencing vodka cranberry in her new song “expectations”
From Conan’s song “vodka cranberry” that he released last summer
IN WHICH BOTH OF THEM ARE FLYING THROUGH AN OPEN BLUE SKY IN THE ALBUM COVER

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Hiii! I love your art. Can you tell us about Eris, please? Such a cool OC
OMG I DIDN'T SEE THIS!!
HELLO!! HI!! THANK YOUU!!
Eris is a fairly awkward guy, he's socially anxious and has a serious generalised anxiety disorder (live laugh love projecting).
He's not super good at growing plants, so he focusses on more animal based stuff! He's especially good with bunnies and chickens- but takes good care of all of his animals on his farm ^^
A little silly fun fact is he LOVES fairy roses!! He grew up hearing stories that if you plant enough of them, fairies visit you to bless your fields, and he's always held onto that, even if it's a little childish :3
I don't really know what else to say!! But he's currently being expanded upon! Working on an NPC version of him that I think is really helping me expand his character and how he actually interacts with everyone in the valley!
Here's some low quality screenshots of some sketches I did on whiteboard to expand on him a bit! (Before his slight redesign </3)
can you give some headcanons for Lance? literally anything i just fear i need more about my man 😔
Similar to the Banyue headcanons fic, I'm quickly putting this out cause I've got thoughts about this man, ngl, especially since Im slowly doing a Lance run atm—
[Non NSFW]
Since I'm not too confident in his personality yet, I'mma start things off sweet and basic since my thoughts could change the further I get into the relationship with this guy—
But, I feel like Lance is the type of person who'd really like a more "Knight/Damsel" type of relationship, weirdly enough?
Not to say that he wouldn't be attracted to someone more independent and able to do things for themselves, but I think he's so used to being a hero and protecting people and whatnot that the idea of keeping his spouse safe, being the main provider, and overall taking care of them is a nice thought to him.
Plus, I can see him viewing the farmer as their safe space.
Fighting the monsters that lie outside of the normal Pelican Town area is hard (like they're wayyyyyy tougher than the normal enemies), so after a long day of keeping said monsters at bay, coming home to you and the farm is like a breath of fresh air.
Hearing you talk about the animals, what items you bought, and the new recipe you're going to try and make is what would make Lance absolutely melt.
Plus, I can also weakly see him being the type to be extremely protective of you?
Not quite possessive but protective enough to where he guards over you like a wolf would its prey in a way.
On his off days, he's defintely asking to come with you, even if it's just a simple trip to the beach to spend hours fishing until night comes around. I think Lance is more than likely used to losing friends to the demanding job of being a part of the First Slash, so anything he can do to help you avoid being hurt, injured, or worse eases him.
But if you're really insistent on doing something by yourself, then he'll back off; he'd most likely just give you a weapon in order to help keep you safe in that way at least.
[NSFW]
Okay, just to get the elephant in the room out of the way— I LIKE TO THINK THIS MAN IS HUNG AS A HORSE.
BIGGEST IN THE GAME FR
Not necessarily because of anything in particular??? But it's the attitude that's giving me 'hung' vibes. Like I'm talking its hanging from its own weight type of deal.
BUT OUTSIDE OF THIS— <333
Very big service dom vibes.
I feel like he's the type to not really care about his pleasure and more so focus on taking care of you first. But the vibe can flip-flop depending on his mood toward you.
Like in the more typical circumstance, he's more than happy to attend to any need you may have. To the point where he may even forget about himself entirely unless you either mention it or the urge to cum is next to being painful.
But— let's say you get yourself into a bit of trouble, say— you get injured inside of the Mines.
After ensuring that you're okay, of course, I can imagine that Lance would be the type to have the mindset of "Oh, you're going to get yourself in trouble and not care about your well-being? Then I don't have to care about whether or not you can take orgasm after orgasm."
Your pleasure becomes his pleasure, and he'll encourage you to keep going for the sake of proving that you're really apologetic about getting yourself into more trouble than you could handle, and what's worse? You didn't even think to ask him for help!
Outside of being these gooned out thoughts, though
I imagine that Lance is very sweet after sex <333
In sort of an entertainer-type way, like if it'll help lull you to sleep and help you creep down from your high, he's willing to perform some small-tier magic just to make you even happier and give your eyes something to focus on until you're fast asleep.
These are some lowkey rushed thoughts, but ngl, they'll help me for this Lance smut that I'll be writing soonish <333
I hope you liked these brief headcanons, anon! ✨
good god I love your writing style it’s so tastefully sarcastic and comical at just the right moments and yet so immersive and the prose is so beautifully paced omggggg yesyes
im curious about your writing process, if there’s anything you could share in advice to help someone else who deeply admires your writing. Is there somewhere you pull great inspiration from? ok anyways youre doing such an incredible job again, thank you for sharing your work on here
this is genuinely so sweet omg 😭 thank u sm, i’m really happy u enjoy my writing that much </3
honestly my ideas usually come to me at the most random moments ever (for instance while i’m pooping)😔🥀 whenever something pops into my head, i try to write it down immediately and build on it later. i also listen to a lot of music while writing because i like matching a scene’s atmosphere to a certain song/vibe.
as for the sarcastic/comedic parts… i think that’s honestly just me 😶🌫️ i read a lot of novels, manhwas, webnovels, etc, so i guess all of that naturally influenced the way i write.
i mostly use dictionaries, google, or paraphrasing tools whenever i feel like i’m repeating the same words too much.
as for inspiration, one of my biggest inspirations early on was liyueharbor on wattpad and etc, also lately i’ve been super inspired by manhwas, kdramas, and anime.
but tbh i still don’t really feel qualified to give writing tips 😭 i’m still learning myself, so i’m just happy people enjoy the stories that come out of my little brainrot sessions LMAO
thank u again seriously (sry for the long yap lol) 🧍
why did no one tell me the Lance fic was typeset wrong aurghhhhh
anguish and embarrassment! Fuck!
oh well. Maybe that’s just another excuse to re read it 😭
Drawings I made for @/Didiinari🐈⬛ for an AT with Lance👁️
I love drawing chibis- Need more chibis!👊👊

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people don’t understand elliott like we do i fear. i see so many people framing his character as creepy, rude, arrogant and a bad husband, WHICH HE ISN’T so that’s why I wanted to highlight some points surrounding elliott’s personality from his in game lines! (don’t take this too seriously these are just my takes and i just love to talk about my fuckass pixel husband from the fuckass farming game)
Friends, I say this with so, so, so much love and affection:
It’s Elliott.
Two L’s
Two T’s
Thank you and be well ❤️