mary winchester's asymmetrical lob

typing in brokeback mountain on netflix and the first result being supernatural is endlessly funny

Supernatural honestly had such fuckable concepts but it’s always like, can you elaborate? no.

castiel crazy for asking dean 'what were you dreaming about' while sitting on the bed turning slowly eyes wide enough to swallow a man up like what do you want me to say i was dreaming about your cock man is that what you wanted to hear mr pretty face boy i was dreaming about sodomy with you

Supernatural is literally not scary at all like 80% of the time even in the earlier seasons. The "Ominous, Scary, Horror" warnings on Netflix are referring to the other shit they're pulling. Because it's horrific for sure

watching romeo + juliet with my wife and i casually say “do you see those very unique bright blue neon crosses behind romeo in this scene?” and my wife goes “is this gonna be about supernatural?”. and what so what if it was. god forbid.

sam winchester is like the supersize me guy to me

the guy who was like look at all the terrible damage mcdonald's did to me [failed to mention he hadn't been sober for more than a week in twenty years]

sam like my diet is great and i exercise all the time and i mostly only drink 3-5 beers/night why do i feel like shit

you guys i think there might have been some bad episodes of supernatural

supernatural said what if you met god and he was a loser who writes explicit rpf about you

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack it

what is the new popes plan to deal with the fact the chicago is divided up between five monster families

when the spn reboot happens there will be a continuation of the bloodlines plot where the winchesters have to fight the five monster families of chicago . the cold open is a hunter in chicago trying to use holy water and exorcisms to fight a monster, but it doesn't work and the hunter gets dragged away screaming. one of the winchester's contacts in chicago tells them about this and says they have to talk to this man who knows all about the families, says he used to be named bob but now he goes by a different name. cut to sam and dean breaking into the vatican to talk to the chicagoan pope. BUT.... the pope is actually evil (that's why holy water stopped working) and wants the hunters and monster families to fight each other for his evil pope reasons. so now they have to find a way to kill the evil american pope, or as dean puts it "we're gonna gank this unholier-than-thou sonofabitch and then go get some deep dish"