Fable Nonsense

fable 3 is so stupid. You kill someone in a pub in front of multiple witnesses and suddenly you're "the ruler who killed someone in a pub in front of multiple witnesses" Grow up

“I’ll mark it on your map” is perhaps the most video game sentence of all time because I think the amount of times I’ve been given directions by someone physically marking my map with a pencil or even with a location marker in an app has been exactly zero.

I laughed too hard not to reblog this.

I mean. If your goal is to cause maximum death, letting trash, sewage, tainted water, and biohazardous waste pile up in a populated area with zero oversight is a pretty efficient way to go about it

See, the idea that taking out the appointed head of the government department in charge of public sanitation oversight would cause the day-to-day business of public sanitation to immediately cease is exactly the sort of confusion we’re talking about here.

Living alone by choice is funny because you're like "I wish I had someone to come back to who added light and warmth and companionship to my home, even distantly" but also if anyone else touches your kitchen you'll explode so you can't have that

"The winter sunset is so early and the home is so lonely" *remembers the roommate who never ever even once took the trash out* "and it's staying that way no one is allowed the fuck inside"

Au where sparrow saw the darkness betore it attacked aurora, and it drove them mad, so to avoid a scandal they got thrown in the keep and albion held a funeral for them with a fake cause of death. And the kids never found out until they find them at the keep, and recognise what they're babbling about

This is still my favorite fable post I have ever made. I am very seriously considering putting this fun fact on the fable fandom wiki

insane news, today a man in my city stole a bus and just. kept making all the stops.

Its four in the morning, I am nore than a bit delusional, but I am loosing my mind over the idea of after helping Giles find his son a boyfriend, it spreading around that Sparrow is a good matchmaker(they are not, they picked the first man that thought Rupert was okay looking) and dozens of people start harrassing them to help find partners for their unmarried children