happy pride month to this post specifically

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

spiderman is so fucking funny dude saves like an entire country and then he goes home at the end of the day and opens his fridge and hes got like 1 egg and a half empty can of arizona tea no matter how old he is or what comic hes from thats just how peter parker lives

Women fought for EVERYTHING we have today, if you think feminism hasn’t helped you in any way remember you’re ALLOWED to wear pants in public

im horny but like horny to cuddle

you’re lonely

I love how irrelevant tumblr is. like no celebrities on here, no colleagues or family on here, no one’s famous off tumblr or making money, tbh no ones even updating the site like is there even any staff? who knows? it’s bliss

i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means

no one does

Lost in the sauce

C R Y I N G OMG

oh shit not this fucking bullshit again oh my god jfklsdjflkj

THESE ARE GOLDEN

THESE ARE THE BEST THINGS IN EXISTENCE OMG

@turtrussel

Oh dear me