lordofthecheesecakes

Happy bush shoeing anniversary :-) ❤️🎉

I have had this queued since December 15th.

Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn't a real rooster. He said he's a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he's small, but he has feelings.

important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

don’t think intimacy will ever feel normal for me but i’m being really chill about it

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

man i haven’t been a teenager since i was 19

I wanna pet a hyena so bad but that would not end well for anyone.

Woaw... kittydogy hi patting uour head :)

ARRRGGHHH MY BONES

ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

excuse me

Sorry op. That's my friend the Salt Vampire from the Star Trek episode "The Man Trap" which first aired in 1966. Blessings be upon you.

its just i dont feel blessed by its presence is all. sending love your way

Fuck you, completely and absolutely

are you shitting me

Oh fuck off

queued for the next wednesday the 12th

happy wednesday the 12th everyone

(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow

can you take my white ass to funkytown

nope. torture city again

come on

obsessed with the girl who says that if you lie on the floor long enough you will start to cry and shake because your body is 'releasing excess cortisol' like i just think you might be going through something girl

It's kinda funny when you get a bunch of likes but no reblogs like I enjoyed your post but I'd prefer if no one else saw it