What even is a Tumblr?

drinking and smoking marijuana in public in front of children

when i was but a wee babe the wet nurse accidentally dropped a sufferingberry into my open mouth and thats how this all got started

how come nobody raps about the master emerald anymore

the staccato trumpet trills from the end of TANK! but they just keep going

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holy shit i am in tears

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

Ok I finished my bojangles chicken sandwich i would like to smoke bong resin and get my dick sucked now

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny