Misery Adores Me

hey guys not sure if any of you relate but personally ive been really big into stories lately. characters, even. i find myself impacted by fiction. yeah. that made-up stuff. this is just one brief look into my sick and twisted mind

Waiter oh waiter more salt in my wound please!!!

ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you

they should invent a taking care of your own body thats easy

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something

you should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. what do you mean i have to do it again

[after saying something completely normal] be honest do you think i should ever speak again

remember when you could find websites that contained information

I read books and sometimes I even finish them

Ohhhh so I was doomed from the beginning okay

forgive me father for I have sinned in all the coolest and most glamorous ways possible

No I won’t reach out, but I’ll always answer.