lover

sorry i was passionate & intense & insane. it will happen again

My hate for the military vs my love for the 🫡 emoji

you really gotta leave people where they at

no sweetie that warm tingly feeling in your belly isnt love. i have drugged you quite substantially. youre like, welcome.

god it would be awesome if the human brain could just ignore an upsetting thing instead of constantly wandering back to it for no fucking reason

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

sex is cool but can you stick around and not give up on me

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?

heyyyy soo. the execution is tomorrow! yes theyre executing me. Anyway do you think about me ever

do my mutuals want to go for a walk