i have no money.

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon

really oxidized coin fell out of my wallet and I said out loud to the cashier “oh no, my yucky penny”

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

My 1000 skinny white guy friends with medium length curly hair and big round glasses told me they are all going to start acting like ralsei from deltarune over text messages as a strategy for getting more heterosexual sex so be on the lookout for that

You people are completely doomed

gets stuck in a washing machine but no one wants to fuck me even a little bit so i just starve to death in there

witch of the wastes more like Bitch of The Based

maybe it sound pretentious to you cos u be watchin bluey only

vaginal discharge is when your pussy so bad they kick you out of the military or what ever