Same.

hanging out with family is sooo weird. what do I say to you

Imagine finding the love of your life

Imagine getting to keep them

"i'd kill for you" okay but would you heal for me?

PLOT TWIST.

hey has anyone found a way to act on your desires without opening yourself to failure

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

Sighs loudly and dramatically in a way that suggests I desire attention

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

i miss when summers were normal and not literal hell

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

never underestimate the power of telling yourself ‘woah calm down there edge lord’ every once in a while