Andrew Minyard Stan Account

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so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

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so awesome how there's an animal called a gooey duck & it's spelled geoduck for some reason & it's a humongous clam for some reason

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

no post has ever altered my brain chemistry as much as "can only you see the time being?"

They should do a sad ant with bindle emoji. one of my more frequent emotions for sure

they’ve gotta stop building new houses and start building older ones

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

you've taught me to count blessings I didn't know were mine

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

locusts are SO fucked up. imagine if your apartment complex got too crowded during a drought so everyone in it started overproducing serotonin until they gained 100lb of pure muscle and then chewed through the drywall of every building in the neighborhood

they do this over in philly