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“Higher your goals” IM SCREAMING.

theres something fun about wasting time reading about celebrities and zodiac signs like it wont really change our life but we still do it

i thought im the only one who felt this way

no I do too don’t worry I think we are normal

what on earth is that gif for

its because he scored 9/12 on the astrologer test

leo here to brag, i got 12/12 ;P

we need terry painting like bob ross on tv everyday 

I can’t tell if this is a shitpost or actual advice. But I do know geese are the fucking worst.

Actual advice! Just yeet a goose

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

Fuck nudes, send me your playlist

Send me your playlist with your nudes as the album art

Calm down jojo

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

this post appears once every million years

I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has.

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

gotta love roller coaster tycoon

i like this video because its a relic of the Before Times, like i love the 6-second cinematography that goes into vines but sometimes we forget the value of delayed gratification

last time i saw this on tumblr is was when the video player was *extra* broken and it took 12 minutes to load. was nice to finally watch it without pausing it 7 times

“who ARE you” 

I hate English

English might seem complicated, but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Fuck you

If we do actually live in a simulation the people controlling it must be getting kind of scared that we’ll become sentient because we keep talking about how we live in a simulation