transcendent

      “ can our family live out of the dark ? ”

                            She said  ❛  your spirit doesn’t move like it did before  ❜                             She said  ❛   you   don't   look   like   you  no   more   ❜                             I    said     ❛     I'm                  just                 tired         ❜

❝ I’m going to make this way harder than it needs to be. ❞

❝ Who says exactly what they’re thinking? What kind of game is that? ❞

❝ Speaking of funerals… why don’t you go ahead and die? ❞

❝ You took a life here today. You did. The life of the party. ❞

❝ Please don’t throw garbage at me. ❞

❝ Well, well, well… how the turn tables. ❞

❝ Just Do It. You were the “it” that I was just doing. ❞

❝ Decent people everywhere will get offended. ❞

❝ I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good. ❞

❝ Who am I? I’m [name], the business bitch. ❞

❝ Oh, speaking of time machines… I just got back from the future and I went to your funeral, and guess what? Nobody came. ❞

❝ I never smile if I can help it. ❞

❝ This is a dream I’ve been having since lunch, and I am not giving up on it now. ❞

❝ If you pray enough, you can change yourself into a cat person. ❞

❝ Occasionally, I will hit someone with my car. So sue me. ❞

❝ I really enjoy being judged. ❞

❝ Friends joke with one another. ‘Hey, you’re poor.’ ‘Hey, your momma’s dead.’ That’s what friends do. ❞

❝ I don’t talk trash, I talk smack. They’re totally different. ❞

❝ They’re trying to make me an escape goat. ❞

❝ If I don’t have some cake soon I might die. ❞

❝ Your mom, you gay nerd! ❞

❝ I don’t want to blame anyone in particular… I think everyone’s to blame. ❞

❝ Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it’s not like this compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised. ❞

❝ Is this a video conference you’re having with… “Drake” featuring “Swizz Beatz”? ❞

❝ Should have burned this place down when I had the chance. ❞

❝ Nobody does anything for me anymore unless I threaten to kill myself. ❞

❝ So everyone here knows pirate code? ❞

❝ Your internet searches were so filthy we had to throw out your computer. ❞

❝ I have the worst attitude of anyone here. ❞

❝ And I knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do.  ❞

❝ What is so stupid about wanting to name a baby Usher? ❞

❝ I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?! ❞

❝ You’re always saying there’s something wrong with society, but maybe it’s something wrong with you. ❞

❝ I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me? ❞

❝ i not even allowed indoors ❞

❝ sunglass fall off my face. how I going to cool? ❞

❝ how come sometimes there is talking that don’t isn’t come from my mouth????? But???????? ❞

❝ it a bribe I bribing you ❞

❝ if I was on moneys economy would crash becase nobod could part with my beauty picture ❞

❝ i mildly inconvenience by certain things and i not gonna take it anymore. ❞

❝ lets make Amerca best but not as best as me. make it a close second ❞

❝ Worried you being spied? It okay NSA too busy watching me be beauty. ❞

❝ i look in the mirror and impress with how good at me I am today. ❞

❝ my new year resoltution is to presdident ❞

❝ I have two potata chip but only one mouth. My life is complicated ❞

❝ I been working on my summer bod: it the same as my regular body, but this time more popsackles in it. ❞

❝ i could not find any worm today so i put a spaggettis in some dirt. ❞

❝ will I be my valentine yes i do. ❞

❝ just because i think human not should able marry it not mean i a humaphobe i just afraid of humans their hands weird??? ❞

❝ I will chase you Dortito. I will chase you from here to cornternity. ❞

❝ I went inside the dollars bank today to figure how money works. then I found the candy bowl. I not allow inside bank anymore. ❞

❝ if i stand on one foot it definite intentioneal and not cause i forget where is the other one. ❞

❝ i pride in me for being best. The best. ❞

❝ i’m don’t want to sing with no mary poopins. i only in it for the spoonsful of sugar make it two ❞

❝ three page tax code??? how about a 0 page tax cod i don’t reading??? ❞

❝ uhm i starting suspect big bird is not a bird at all. ❞

❝ pepole who say i doesn’t spelling good hello we not a spelling bee??? i’m could eat that bee. ❞

❝ oops I forgot which end is my bottom oh there it is safe and sound ❞

❝ i’m wake up on the right side of the nest ever morning because i remember i’m me again ❞

❝ I promise I not eat you. ok i don’t promise. ❞

❝ i open a theme restraunt it called bird and you put bread on the floor and I eat it. also skeeball. ❞

❝ when I’m put my ear hole to a  chip, I can hear the potatocean. ❞

❝ I tried get on a uber but I fell off ❞

❝ uhm but I could suprem court justice??? i bring my own gavel. It a marshmellow on a pretzel and I already ate it okay. ❞

❝ i was not done sharing the truth??? ❞

❝ please dont go away i love you not just for your biscits mainly for your biscits ❞

❝ we need stop with all the politlical correctedness and start with the political wrongness ❞

❝ you raise good point but may I suggest I MOST pretty???“ ❞

❝ oh so does a rabbit lay eggs?? No????? get your own holiday. ❞

❝ its all fun and games until its not that anymore ❞

❝ i grow more powerful every day and by powerful i mean sad ❞

❝ only the good die young? phew good thing that i am so incredibly awful ❞

❝ if theres one thing i dont know about its everything ❞

❝ heres some general life advice, when the sun hits the ground find somewhere to hide ❞

❝ surfs up. hail satan ❞

❝ after 13 long years congress approved a bill that will finally let the bodies hit the floor ❞

❝ hey kids, i know youre struggling right now but im here to tell you, everything gets worse forever ❞

❝ in a way aren’t we all responsible for my actions ❞

❝ some say love is a river, me i say things that make sense ❞

❝ if your newborn baby has a full head of hair that means it is a business baby and is ready to enter the world of finance ❞

❝ i may be dumb as hell but i am also insanely stupid ❞

❝ take every thing you own and throw it into the ocean who cares ❞

❝ you know the old saying, boys will be trash ❞

❝ one of these days i will float up off into damn space and no one can stop me, not even gravity or nasa ❞

❝ if i could shoot anything with a gun i would probably shoot another gun, the hunter become the hunted ❞

❝ lets forget about the bodies for a second. what do you really want to let hit the floor? your feelings perhaps? ❞

❝ i’ve seen a lot of things in my time, which i blame on me leaving my eyes open. things got a lot better once i decided to just close them ❞

❝ learning from mistakes is for people who recognise that they make mistakes. i dont give a shit ❞

❝ there are few things in life that can’t be achieved with occult dark magic ❞

❝ how to predict the future: think of the worst possible thing that could happen ❞

❝ halloween is forever bitch ❞

❝ who are the real criminals, me who does the crimes or the people who hurt my feelings all the time ❞

❝ looks like things are always happening once again ❞

❝ i am going to lay completely still on the forest floor until either things start going my way or i disintegrate into nothing ❞

❝ im sure im going to ruffle some feathers with this but given the choice between good times and bad times i would like to have the good times ❞

❝ the best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead ❞

❝ tired of people always telling me go to hospital and that i’ve lost a lot of blood, its my severe head injury not yours stay out of it ❞

❝ i hit the hay all day mother fucker. 24 hour sleep cycle. if you awake you a fake. its bed time bitch ❞

❝ i hope one day i will find love, or a cool looking leaf. either one ❞

❝ piles of uneaten candy will signal im dead ❞

❝ the hairless rat is not a new species, merely a result of my failed scam of shaving rats and selling the hair back to them at a high price ❞

❝ we let the bodies hit the floor then what? next we’ll have bodies hitting walls, roofs, you name it, bodies will be hitting it ❞

❝ sometimes the people that hurt us the most are the ones swinging big knives around while screaming and trying to cut us ❞

❝ yeah yeah blame the guy whos dna matches with the dna found at the crime scene. surprise surprise ❞

❝ for as long as i can remember i have been able to remember things, maybe even before that ❞

❝ yeah i looked both ways before crossing the street, i looked both ‘handsome’ and 'radiant’, too bad i got hit by that car ❞

❝ stop living in a dream world and start living in the regular nightmare world all of the rest of us live in ❞

❝ blood moon, very cool to see. and whats the sun doing again? the same regular thing for the millionth time? what a load of worthless trash ❞

❝ if existing for an amount of time has taught me anything its that i have no idea whats going on ❞

❝ hurled my bible at the paper boy and knocked him off his bike with the real news ❞

❝ i’ll go in whatever direction the wind takes me, and if i am too heavy for wind to move me around i will probably just lay down and die here ❞

❝ i’ve said it before and i will say it again, i think people should give me hundreds of dollars and feel good about doing it ❞

❝ wow, i’ve never thought about it like that before. and i never will. i’ve already forgotten what you said, good bye forever ❞

❝ stop being so defensive i am just trying to hit you with weapons ❞

❝ dont betray me and act surprised when i get revenge on you, thats the number one consequence of betraying me. everyone knows it. even babies ❞

❝ blood is just nature’s red water that flys out when you make a mistake. relax and enjoy the experience for once ❞

❝ reached the limit of what you can do with imagination? why not try occult dark magic ❞

❝ if anyone needs me i will be laying face down on the ocean floor ❞

well, we’ve arrived.

you got the demon jitters.

this is maybe the most dangerous place we’ve ever entered.

you got that look in your eyes again.

it does look like a place that would be haunted, huh?

it has nothing but haunted artefacts stocking the shelves.

i know a little bit about some of these things.

it’ll attack you in your sleep.

i’m not gonna tell you how to do it, because if i do, you’ll do it.

i’ll read the instruction manual and get back to it.

it’s very organised, though.

it’s got a funny little face.

it kinda looks like you.

i was gonna say it looks like you, with the elongated limbs.

it’s got those little like, scared eyes, you know?

this is what you look like when you see something you think is evidence.

wow, this is really a regular shop of horrors here.

we can take one step at a time, if that makes you feel better.

okay, you go for it.

can you jump into my mind?

you could think of this guy as a very big doll.

i’m gonna lock you up inside my body like a little canary.

you can be stuck inside my rib cage forever.

what do you think of that, [ name ]?

it is weird to make direct eye contact with it.

yeah, i don’t like it.

it’s too annoying.

i’m gonna go back to hell now, just chill out for a bit and destress.

she’s really treating us to some lovely classical music.

i’m gonna give you some silence for you to do whatever you’d like.

why would you say that?

what’s wrong with you?

i’m just trying to be very thorough here.

as much as i would like to catch some evidence here, i frankly don’t want to catch anything at all.

frankly, in this moment, i don’t really care.

you almost gave me a heart attack.

that’s what kills me, just the fright alone.

i would like to say while everyone’s in the room here that i respect you and i don’t want anything to happen.

in fact, if you were to say nothing to me, that would be great.

oh, we got a little reading by the cross! maybe it’s our pal jc.

i don’t know if he just hangs out in every cross in the world, or if he’s split among them like a horcrux, but it’s good to see him.

that feels like some positive energy.

is he gonna show up at some point to fight you?

i have holy water, though.

he’s like the guy whacking away at the tree with the axe.

i’m gonna walk in when the tree falls down on me.

…and he’s dead.

she’s weak sauce, bro.

i don’t even want to get close to her.

i go in, yuck it up. [ name ] goes in and almost blacks out.

your time’s up.

just a reminder, [ city ] doesn’t have the best public transport in the world, so we are in vehicles quite a bit.

every day, always travelling.

just a heads up.

between me and you, he’s free range.

will that incriminate me in court, if something happens to him?

ah, it’s probably fine.

alright, well, take it easy.

are you so angry you can’t even speak?

i can’t believe you did what you did in there.