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Please, for your own enjoyment, imagine these losers dancing to your favourite ABBA song. @capswarmedals recommends "Why Did it Have to be Me?" And if you don't like any ABBA songs, WHAT THE ACTUAL FU- just pick any other fruity-ass music and I'm sure they'll love it!

And yes, they may have had slightly different ideas of what a night out dancing would look like, but are having the time of their afterlives anyway...

"Too much energy... Not enough dancing"

Slightly closer-up under the cut

Okay, so they may have ✨slightly✨ different ideas of what a night out dancing looks like... But they don't seem to mind.

Let me know what song you think they're rocking to! This is a heavy WIP, so I'll post a finished version with your song suggestions!

They can't look at each other like that while talking about dancing AND NOT BLOODY DO IT.

✨Too much energy, not enough dancing✨

When you're the most recently deceased, but the only other ghosts from your century are these fruity idiots.

The only way this Tory MP survives the constant gay bullshit in Button House is by being perpetually buzzed. Well, that, and his caveman boyfriend.

Based of course on the neoclassical meme

The Captain: "Right, so you two aren't a couple?"

Pete: "Oh, no, no, no, NO. Isaac is lovely and one of my best pals. Don't get me wrong, he's plenty handsome, charming (at times), and-"

Isaac: "I'd literally rather shit myself to death with dysentery again"

Pete: "Okay 🥲"

~

PatCap simply does NOT translate well into the Yee-haw version of Ghosts... Isaac would agree... Once he's done throwing up.

CLOSE-UPS. YOU KNOW WHERE.

You'd think sleeping in a tent full of dead people would be quieter...

Alison can look as pissed as she wants, but come on, she loves her idiotic family of the not-so-recently deceased.... And their incessant yapping.

CLOSE-UPS UNDAH THE CUT