Riddle Me This

All this quiet will just make a guy go crazy

Crazy you say?

Something like that. Not much of a codename though.

Then what would your codename be?

I'm not sure, still working on that. I was thinking The Riddler.

Rach, I know you at least have some idea. You read auras…read mine.

Maybe no, maybe yes. Maybe I will be just over the horizon.

The untouchable?

Something like that. Not much of a codename though.

Rach, I know you at least have some idea. You read auras…read mine.

Maybe no, maybe yes. Maybe I will be just over the horizon.

Because you are probably the only one who thinks I’m not crazy or a monster.

Because you’re not. 

Rach, I know you at least have some idea. You read auras...read mine.

You are…the closest I’ve ever felt to normal.

What did I do? 

Because you are probably the only one who thinks I'm not crazy or a monster.

Hmm…very lucky.

You are...the closest I've ever felt to normal.

Right…I keep forgetting you could always be worse.

Yes, I could. Luckily you won’t get to see my worst.

Hmm...very lucky.

Becaaaause…you are a very mean person. Or you are just the human version of karma here to kick my ass.

I wouldn’t say I’m that terrible.

Right...I keep forgetting you could always be worse.

You making fun of me?

Why on Earth would I do that?

Becaaaause...you are a very mean person. Or you are just the human version of karma here to kick my ass.

Quiet is….good.

Profound. 

You making fun of me?

I'm enjoying this quiet very much.

Quiet is....good.

So I'm thinking of cooking a Christmas Eve dinner

As long as you don't care if I get drunk off my ass I might be there.

It isn’t. But I wouldn’t be the one partaking in the drinking too much. I just want to watch them make fools of themselves. 

If I let you borrow my video camera will you promise to record them for future blackmail use?

You can bet on it. 

Thank you Rachel.