Linger

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

why has this been edited to include members of the band Crosby stills nash and young; graham nash and Neil young real life people real people who were in a band together. These guys are in their 80s why would you do this. I knew people did this weird ass shit to queen members and the Beatles but csn/csny is relatively forgotten about. This is just so baffling, like so scary you’re so scary

you dont like my post? is it my pussy stink or >.<

I've seen this clip many times, but never really appreciated the power of "what was her problem?" Just casually assuming that lesbians come in a wide variety of shapes and being inclusive. As a transbian who is probably still closer to Homer shaped than to my ideal, that's huge!

Need one more to unlock the door

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

california girls we're unforgivable, sins so grave they can't be absolved!