Flower Is A Gift From God

We need to seriously consider killing the people that are responsible for the ridiculous hurdles of the job application process. While I don’t love résumés, I can see what use they have. They list the relevant skills and job history you have pertinent to the job you’re applying for. That’s reasonable. Why on God’s good green Earth did we, as a society, accept cover letters as a thing? “Write some fanfic about what you’ll do on that thang if we hire you. Tell us you’ll bounce on it, that you’ll spin and do tricks on it, we wanna read that shit.” How about I stab you with a trident? Hmm, did you consider that? We gotta do cover letters for entry level jobs? “Do this personality test and we’ll see if you’re compatible for the job.” Is this speed dating? Are we about to get married? “Make an account with us, then you can apply for a job.” How about I tie you to five different angry horses? How does that sound?

you’ll be fine. you made it out of impossible situations before and you will do it again

abusive parents will give you the bare minimum and then convince you it’s a lot more than you deserve

dont you just love it when parents act like taking care of your basic needs (food, clothing, medicine) is some great and big thing they’ve done when, really, aside from those basic needs they really don’t do shit for you?

If your child’s worst fear is disappointing you, facing your anger, or not living up to your expectations, then you have failed as a parent.

sometimes i really need to sit my bitch ass down and remind myself that this life truly is fleeting and no one really knows wtf they’re doing and to just chill out and enjoy things idk sometimes i get moody and sad and feel so many things it’s hard to explain sometimes i just need chris time and sometimes i feel this huge sense of loneliness

You’re gonna do great. You’re gonna grow and flourish and I’m going to be so proud. I am already so proud of you.

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP

This has worked before, so why not again?

you can have more notes just please give me money

*rolls dice* mama needs a new car.

When you won the argument and hear them whisper something under their breath

When is it hockey season again? Why is it so hot? Is this hell?