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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

Don’t do this to me

my brother in christ you made the post

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

that review of the long walk that’s like ‘why would you show up to the walk fat and in jeans’ kills me like now whenever i feel unprepared for a situation i think God i’m fat and in jeans for this

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.