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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

World Heritage Post

produces one agonized scream before doing three little circles and curling up cozy to nap

wikipedia has a guy in the emergency room twitching their finger over the publish button

College should be free and you should be able to study “useless” degrees just for the love of learning

sometimes I almost forget slut is a derogatory term. it's so friend shaped to me. I love when things are slutty. I love sluts and slutting it up. it's a cute word. make every day sluttier than your last. sluttttt

the kink bloggers found this post and are putting horny stuff in my notifications but I'm not even mad. the sluts are in the notes of the slut positivity post. all is as it should be.

eve polastri is the world’s best character because she knows that lesbian psychosexual obsession is more important than anything on earth including other people’s lives

"They tried to kill eachother!!" oh my godddd that was only a couple of timessss and they were literally flirtingggg shut uppppp

this image conjures an almost primal cosmic nostalgia in my head

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

ship so good they had to cancel the fucking show