Fuq

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

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I don’t like when you guys say “atp” to mean “at that point” or whatever. It means adenosine triphosphate

substance abuse is like the most normal response in these conditions

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.