let it be known that on feb. 26th i made my first threat to steal ali louis bourzgui's entire gender

I live in fear because TLB is only 3 months old as a musical and she's everything to me but what if to everyone else in the theater world she's just ken

contribute now to my "push ali into a berkshire county quarry" fund. just gonna be a little shove nothing fancy. boy pit time. he deserves some jailtime for his numerous crimes, and i am all too happy to provide him with a sentencing.

ali full diva moment backstage in the red robe every night is very important to me

my bad everyone, i start a new seasonal job in the berkshires today so in my anxiety about appearing relatively normal i managed to summon ali back to his home region

just think it's really important everyone knows that in the past month david has gotten far, far more evil and freaky

wow that's so weird how the official music video for lost boys by phoebe bridgers, shot by Sean Grandillo, featuring the OBC of The Lost Boys, is 24 hours long

what we actually don't speak of enough is the barbershop quartet/boy band "as long as you live, I can't live without you" moment in time to kill. that shit gets me every time

my guy marko in a fucking telenovela

musical!verse tlb more like the blood-sucking partridge family