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They should make maid outfits for women

The statement “all trans people want to steal away your children and turn them trans too” is a statistical error. The average trans person neither wants to nor is able to turn cis people trans. I, an evil sorcerer who transes at least eighteen genders a day with my Dark Magic, am an outlier and should not be counted.

I want to work in marketing so I can ruin memes that I hate. You’re gonna see “Comcast subscriber pussy hits different” and the meme will be over

in 2022 may you find many seeds, nuts, berries, etc

I didn’t even look at the name I was just like damn I hope so too thanks

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Someone asked for my pronouns the other day, and nobody ever asks, so in a flustered moment of weakness I replied "Oh, I see you've sensed my queer energy", like some kind of dungeon warlock

gays be like "this is my comfort film" and it's Captain America: The Winter Soldier

gays be like "this is my comfort film" and it's Captain America: The Winter Soldier

I think the message of Howl’s Moving Castle is that in order to maintain a successful relationship with some kind of fucked up wizard, you must find it in yourself to also be some kind of fucked up wizard.