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vampires aren't even scary like okay you want to bite and suck? who doesnt

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

being a vampire is about penetrating someone but it's also about being filled up with their fluids. in this way vampirism confuses the top/bottom dichotomy

I know its 5pm on a weekday but everyone needs to leave work and get to posting bc my dash is dead :(

Perfect👌 thats exactly what I needed

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

I have GOT to stop spending $30

I learned yesterday that there's a category of games that people refer to as "friendslop" because they're games that are mainly meant to be played with several people. I am being a little mean here, but that is so incredibly pathetic. Friendslop. It's the most "mad because bad" name to give a genre of games ever. I get it, making friends is hard, but it just comes off as pathetic, and unapproachable to be complaining about how a game is meant to be played multiplayer. You're mad because you can't play Monopoly solitaire.