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Not a curse but I fucking need this right now .

hope all my followers stumble into some cash to-night~

the freaking strugle

she’s beauty she’s grace she’s in love with aliens and space

she’s gorgeous, she’s seductive; she wants to be abducted

she’s intelligent - she’s priceless, she’s having an extraterrestrial crisis

she’s brilliant, she’s wise; she’s an alien in disguise

She’s mischievous and smart, that alien has my heart

She’s wild, she’s free, she’s the only alien for me

She’s the moon, she’s the stars, all she wants is to live on Mars

She’s bold, she’s hip, she wants to ride in a rocket ship

She’s cool, she’s hot, she’s a genuine, bonafide astronaut

She’s near, she’s far, she shines brighter than the stars

she’s here, she’s there, she’s a galactic extraordinaire

she’s smart, she’s kind, she’s the alien on my mind

she’s a blessing, she’s a curse, but damn she’s my universe

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

I’M SMOOCHING AND PATTING AS FAST AS I CAN!!

F A S T E R

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

Your future self is talking shit about you

This is it: this is your sign. You’re brand new, refreshed, empowered to change. Your calmer, softer times are coming. Your confidence, your happiness, your bliss, is arriving. Self acceptance is easier, and taking care of yourself is no longer a chore, but something you look forward to. You start to feel replenished - you’re *you* again - and the next chapter of your happier life begins now.

Today I saw a nipple pasty chillin on the ground in the rain

God what a mood

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up. 

Bathtub foolery!