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a fellow gamer…

Google drive is an ender chest

*stabs you through the toga 23 times* vibe check

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That sign can’t stop him because he can’t read

Last night I had a dream that I was invited to some kind of sith or empire dinner party and after I got there I ended up wandering into the kitchen and Palpatine was straight up cooking a chicken with force lightning

The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be…unnatural.

FUCK silverfish

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

where do you think the name came from

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

>implying endermen aren’t real

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

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This post belongs in a fucking museum

frodo was such a hobbit. “you will lead us to the black gates.” he was literally going to go to mordor’s front door and knock.

i literally can’t handle how perfect the dad’s behavior is–this is EXACTLY what you want to do and how you want to talk to your kids to help them develop and be ready to learn to read and write and exist in society. this is like a textbook example!!! i hope the dad knows how great he is!!!!!