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not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

youre monogamous? oh… it’s ethical, right? ethical monogamy? okay good for you! i mean pretty much every monogamous couple i’ve met didn’t work out but maybe you guys will beat the odds! haha. so is it a sex thing? you guys have sex with- just each other? huh. how does that work? i could never do monogamy, i’m too jealous, i’d worry my partner would leave me for someone else instead of dating us both… how do you deal with the jealousy? is it hard? like, how hard? extremely? do you think you’ll break up? i mean in the long run these things rarely work out,

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

the woke mob is after you? dude that's a new one. I've never heard of that. which version of mine craft are u playign

i’ve only got time for dennis christopher’s 1990 eddie kaspbrak okay everyone else can leave

every twenty seven years my IT hyperfixation comes back

seriously they were crazy for not including richie’s werewolf incident in the newer it movies. like literally what is more repressed guilt about your sexuality than a werewolf. are u kidding me

the best fruits are hardest to open

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

Guys what if there was a character