Dinosaurs In Love

I just learned that Jim Henson was so conflict avoidant that there was this time his lawyers were arguing and they wanted him to get involved and he said 'nope, I've got to catch a flight to London' and then he got on a plane. He did not actually have to go to London he was just trying to get away.

Girlboy with a he/him pin on one sleeve and a she/her pin on the other. Two people sitting on either side of her aggressively correcting each other on his pronouns

*her pronouns

*his pronouns

Even the top has to douche

If your bottom is going through all that trouble of skipping meals and blasting water in his colon…. it’s the least you can do as a top to be clean so he can eat your ass until you see god

Actually I think if you're both agreeing to do anal you should just both be au natural and risk shitting the bed. Even the top.

Even the top shits the bed

my fav quote by freud is definitely the one where hes writing to his fiancee and hes like im gonna make you eat so much you are just a little weak baby and im a big cokehead