why is this happening to me?
what is this teaching me?

Product Placement
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The Bowery Presents
Cosmic Funnies

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izzy's playlists!
RMH
Jules of Nature

#extradirty
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Kiana Khansmith
Claire Keane

titsay
occasionally subtle

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@lomiepie
why is this happening to me?
what is this teaching me?

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me watching Carrie kill everyone at prom
“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong’ Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night.‘”
— Charles M. Schulz (via purplebuddhaquotes)
“It is not that the meaning cannot be explained. But there are certain meanings that are lost forever the moment they are explained in words.”
—
Haruki Murakami

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“Look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it.”
— William Shakespeare (via quotemadness)
Me at tumblr’s funeral
This will never not be funny
Lmfao this nigga did a whole ass thousand page report in under a minute and still had a whole ass minute to spare! Done!
Asking for a friend …. Coke really has that effect on you???
It seems to work for Bruno Mars
Umm… 🙊
Lmao why you have to do that
Lmfaoooo
It wasn’t even 2:00 yet😂😂😂😭😭😭💀
No problem boss!!
😂 the Bruno Mars comment took me out
“I had two longings and one was fighting the other. I wanted to be loved and I wanted to be always alone.”
— Jean Rhys, Wide Sargasso Sea

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this horse ate my icecream
Signs you grew up lonely
- Chasing people who don’t want you
-Making up lots of stories and worlds
-Overtalking whenever there’s someone to talk to
-Excessive reading
-Daydreaming
-Clinging emotionally to others
-Being the ‘disposable’ friend in the group
-Excessive baths
-Talking to oneself
-Obsessive friendships
-Excessive helpfulness
Yes.
“Know yourself as Nothing. Feel yourself as Everything.”
— Alan Watts

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I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story
I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life
any spanish speaker: cojer
méxico and argentina:
méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)
argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)
méxico:
(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)
méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.
argentina:
(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)
spanish woman: hi, my name is concha
argentina:
(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)
mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!
arg:
(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy)
spanish speaker: h-
argentina: thats pussy, babe!!
Don’t get us started on “straw”