lol nerd™

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

no i didnt get that from a video essay im a little more well read than that thanks. i got it from the abstract for a study i didnt read the rest of

I hate what AI has done to the sparkle emoji. Give it back

if you complete one task off your to do list you should be allowed 3 days of chilling afterwards as a reward

I used to really like the ✨ emoji but now she's best friends with AI and I feel like I can't trust her anymore

living a monk lifestyle but like if that monk had a 14 hour daily screentime

black mold and lead can’t affect me because i’m pure of heart

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

driving my chevy to the levee today

what the fuck

NO OTHER PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM GETS TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSES!! THE SIZE AND DISTANCE OF OUR MOON FROM EARTH AND THE SUN MAKE THE PERFECT CIRCUMSTANCES TO GET TOTALITY!!! THE EARTH AND MOON ARE SOOOO COOL AND OF COURSE OUR SUN!! I LOVE LIVING ON EARTH I LOVE YOU EARTH I LOVE YOUUUUU MOON I LOVE YOU SUN

sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.