Forever Stressed

I want this to be my life

reblog for that last bit to save a life

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?  

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.

Sharing for all the safety items!!

Informative. Please share!

I think everyday about how Friends could have been good if it was a show about two gay roommates (chef monica and author chandler) who fall for their new, bright-eyed, adorable, bisexual neighbors across the hall (actors rachel and joey), and, mysteriously, ross just isn’t fucking in it

Phoebe still comes in to say weird things and sing the song about the smelly cat and Ross is just nonexistent.

ross is still dead from influenza 

This is just so pure and wholesome omgosh <3

she saw characters her own age experience and articulate emotions she herself is still coming to grips with. so yes, baby’s first otp, but also baby’s first “i saw the depth and complexity of my own experiences represented in a loving way.”

When they’re this age or a little older, they’ll display at anything roughly their size: chickens, cats, work boots…

OH! NO! It somehow never occurred to me that this would be a thing thank you for sharing this OP my life has been enriched

Oh my gosh. I knew that all babies practice adult behaviors, but I’d never thought about baby peacocks practicing this behavior. I’m dead of cute. 

Baby peacocks practicing to be sexy is not something I knew I needed to see but I’m so glad I did

@elletromil

[image description: three digital illustrations of a dragon. in the first it lies down contentedly. in the second, it spots a fly and startles, its scales beginning to lift from its body. in the last illustration, its mouth is wide open in shock, its back is arched, and its scales are bristling upright as the fly gets closer.]

@incendiaglacies

I have never before seen such a brown kitty.

IT LOOKS LIKE A S'MORES POPTART

@treefrog203

@a-singing-dragonfly

BEtrAyAL! BeTRaYaL oF MoThEr! MOtHer DOeS nOt LOvE uS! AbANdoNmENt! MOtHeR HaS BetRaYed Us! BEtRayAL oF ThE HigHEsT oRdEr! DeAtH FoR MoTheR FoR A thOuSaND YeARs!

Uh idk who is cuter

Bruh.

THE LIL BABY KISSED HIM WHEN HE WAS TALKING IN SLOTH TO HIM!!!!!

I made the same keening noise as the baby sloth when the baby sloth kissed him.